Freeweb is a place where friends meet. No, not your friends, my friends.
Can I get an account at Freeweb?
Nope. I decide who gets an account, strangers cannot get one.
Do you host WordPress sites outside of Freeweb?
Yep, but you cannot get an acount there. You need to pay for a subscription.
Where can I subscribe?
Well, just not here.
You're an ass. Can I get out?!
Please do: Get out!